Relationship/Significant Other Meme

Because past Monday Merleee and I are 1 year together (how even), I decided to steal a meme from Vuurstern about relations

When exactly did you two first meet?
27th of April 2013.

Where did you two first meet?
A join.me of Vuurstern

What was your first impression of her?
"She's silly, I like her. I'm going to check her dA account.
...and hot too."

When did you start liking her?
5 minutes after meeting her
But it became more and more after we talked on Skype, even though we were both too shy to talk to each other at first.

When did you two start going out?
Somewhere at the beginning of the summer holiday.

What was your first kiss with her like?
I think you guys are getting sick of this answer, but hey, here it is once again:

I really wanted to kiss her, so I said I had a wound on my lips, so then we had our kiss

Are you her first boyfriend?
No, but her previous relationship wasn't serious.

Is she your first girlfriend?
No, I had a few girlfriends in the past, but none of them lasted longer than a month.

About her:

How much older/younger is she compared to you?
She's one year younger.

Hair colour?
Brown with dark-red high lights in them.

Eye colour?
Brown.

Skin tone?
As white as I am. We're practically milk...

Glasses?
One contact lens

Piercings?
Nope.

Tattoos?
Nah.

Chest hair?
..Not the unusual amount. Just the same as almost girl probably has, which is little to none.

Scars?
Not that I'm aware of.

Smart/not?
She can be pretty smart, sometimes she says things that make me feel stupid..
She's sometimes zoned out though. Opening doors, for example.

Sarcastic/not?
Oh, she can be very sarcastic at times. Very sarcastic.

Humorous/not?
She can be very silly sometimes. Her silly sounds always make me laugh.

Patient/not?
Depends. If she's hungry, she's totally not patient

Protective/not?
She protects me when needed, like when I'm about to fall out of the bed and I lose my balance. It happens quite a lot, we really need a bigger bed.

Clingy/not?
Well..Let's just say we can't leave each others bodies alone...

Expressive/not?
It's easy to see how she feels, so she's rather expressive. 

Talkative/quiet?
Depend son how she tired she is.

Outgoing/shy?
We're both kinda shy in public. But we're certainly not shy against each other.

Sporty/not?
Not at all. I'm the one who has to get up and make breakfast and stuff. But then again, I'm not sporty either.

Artistic/not?
Very. I really love her drawings

Her skills:

Can she cook or bake?
She always says she can't cook. But this weekend we're going to bake a cake anyway. Let's see how that turns out.
But I'm always the one who cooks and bakes, and I love doing it for her

Can she repair/fix things?
I have never see her fixing something, as I'm always be like "I'LL FIX THAT". 

Can she dance?
She says she can't dance. I don't expect her to be able though
I don't even know if I can dance without looking like an idiot lol.

Can she sing?
She says she can't sing and was ashamed of singing when I was with her at first. She does say that I'm way better at singing than her, but I'm not quite sure about that.

Can she draw?
Of course she can

Can she play any instrument?
I would be surprised if she did. Then she would have showed my months ago.

Can she write well?
She doesn't write that much, but I really love her Valentine's Letter to me

Can she make you laugh?
Yes, otherwise our relationship would be kinda boring

Can she make others laugh?
I think she can yes.

What is her talent if she has found it?
Teasing. Yes.

Is she good at science and math?
No idea about science, but I'm probably better at math than her. Although she's way better at calculating things out of her head than me.

Random quirks:

Is she a pet lover?
She doesn't have a pet, but if we get one, I think she is.

Is she environment-friendly?
It's not that she throws everything away that can be fixed.


What are her views on political issues?
I think she doesn't really care about politics like me.

Is she racist?
Not at all.

Is she a vegetarian?
She craves meat.

Does she drink?
Only apple juice.

Smoke?
Nahhhh

Curse?
Very rarely.

Abuse drugs?
I don't think so.

Is she hairy?
Only on her head

Does she donate to beggars?
No.

Is she neat/messy?
Whenever she's at my place, she can leave quite a mess at my bed
Don't try to deny it

Is she romantic?
She can be romantic if her state of mind allows to.

Does she pay for your meals/tickets/etc?
I'm the one who mostly pays for the train tickets. It mostly depends whose feeling more generous at the time..

Does she express her love for you in words or in actions?
Both, but she mostly do it in actions.

Things you don't like about her (though you accept her faults):
That's she's tired very quickly and that when she has to go from Skype and says she'll be back later that day, she almost never actually comes back.

Any habits of hers that you dislike?
The fact that she just doesn't want to drink water

Anything about her appearance that you dislike?
When she makes her "wtf are you talking about" face..

What's the sweetest thing she ever said to you?
When she said she couldn't live without me.

When was the latest you stayed up with her?
until 7 am. We watched some movies and lost track of time. Oops.

Do you give each other advice?
Yes.

Have you ever put her last name as your own to see how it'd sound?
I just did and...oh god. Giving my last name to her sounds weird too

Did you like it?
Not sure what to think about it

Ever dreamed about her?
Yesss. Many times.

What happened?
One of them was that she climbed up on me while I was naked on the bed. and right before the action happened, I woke up. ffff.

When you're upset, she:
Hugs me tightly.

When she's upset, you:
Hug her as well and try to solve the problem.

When she's happy, you:
are happy as well

Ever sacrifice some of your morals for her?
Well, I do lose some time I could spend at school, resulting me working until midnight every single day.
But I would like to state that I would prefer to live under a bridge with her than alone in a mansion.

Does she ever try to change something about you?
She tried to stop my habit of eating my own snot. Yes, it might sound disgusting but it's actually healthy you know

Would you be willing to give anything for her to be happy?
I already do

What was the most romantic thing you've done together?
Many things. The first one that pops up in my mind was that we were almost alone in a restaurant.

Would you ever cancel plans with friends to be with her?
I actually never make plans with my friends, so that's no trouble.

How often do you think about her?
Once a day.
But that moment lasts 24 hours.

When you think about her, you:
just want to be with her instead of just sitting here working my ass off

Are you flirty with each other?
Sometimes.

Life without her would be:
Work, work, work, work, work, work, no life, work, work, sleep, work, work, be bored,... very meaningless.

Have you ever marvelled about how lucky you are to have met her?
Yes. I often think how it got so far.
Just to think that if I never randomly looked up "Mario mushroom kingdom" a few years ago that this would have never happened.

Have you ever doodled her name without thinking about it?
No, her name is not really fir for that to begin with...

Does she make you feel protected?
Yes, but when we're outside I'm always ready to protect her if anything would happen.

Are you proud of her?
Very. I'm very proud she looked for help for her social problems

Is she proud of you?
I hope so

Do you ever embarrass yourself in front of her?
All the time

What's your best memory with her?
Every moment that I'm with her and everything turns out as planned

Worst?
When I planned out our Christmas holiday and planned out too much that we could handle, resulting into us both being too tired and a bit pissed off due to too many people.

Have you ever been in a fight?
Only play-fights. Like when she says something sarcastically and I'm like OH, SO THATS HOW IT IS. And then I tickle her.

Does she make you angry sometimes?
When it seems like she just doesn't listen to what I say on Skype. But I can understand that her head is just filled with havoc.

How often?
Barely. I can't stay mad at her.

Can you guess what she will say or do ahead of time?
Sometimes.

Do you ever talk about love?
Of course

What about the future?
If everything goes alright, We live together in less than two years. At least, that's what I really hope.

Your relationship's theme song would be:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=450p7g…

Weirdest thing about her:
Her silly sounds that come out from nothing

Did/Do you have a codename for her you use with your friends?
Just "my girlfriend". Why would you use a codename?

Do you have a favourite of her clothing?
Her striped shirt. I also really like that she wears boots instead of sneakers or similar shoes. I have a thing for girls who wear boots.

Do you stay up later than normal just to talk to her?
I can't, her internet shuts off after 10 PM
(But I'm always still awake at 2 AM so that would surprise me if we would stay up even more late)

Do you have a favourite picture of her?
Yes. Reminds me I should print them out

Do you try to look attractive around her?
I'm trying to grow a beard but it's slow damnit.

Are you in love with her?
No.
What kind of question is this, of course I love her

Why do you love her?
Because she's amazing and everything I ever wanted.

Can you imagine being with her forever?
Fuck yeah.

Describe your ideal wedding with her:
I have no abstract ideas yet, but it has to involve a steam locomotive and a carriage pulled by horses.

Have you ever cheated on her?
No, Why should I?

Is she a lover or a fighter?
A lover. I don't see her fight quickly.

Physically, what’s your favourite thing about her.
Her soft belly. I could sleep on it forever.
And yes also her boobs.

Do you truly love her?
Nah, I was just joking all along.


Well, that took 2 days to finish. Heh.
Love you darling, no matter what

-Goomuin