Stolen from rainfeather5 . Because I can.
B R I T I S H °
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. Tried it once. It was awful. I prefer ice tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is. Nope.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. Never heard of it.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. Which Ben?
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." I say Bloody Hell quite frequently.
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy. I despise fish.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Had it a few times and I love it!
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer. Yeah America, get it together.
[x] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color' is 'Colour', and 'Center' is 'Centre.' It's the true way of English.
° A U S T R A L I A N °
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. They are actually very unhealthy for your feet.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops. I use the word thong for... something different.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie. You mean like a doll?
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll. ...Oh, no idea what it is then. Oops.
[ ] You love the beach. Only if it's quiet, which it is never.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. Every morning.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. Quite the contrary
[ ] You are tanned. I'm practically milk. Only my hands are a teeny tiny bit tanned due to biking.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. A what.
[ ] You have an Australian something. That's very specific.
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[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. Never seen it.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. Nope
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. I guess she does?
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. Fake meatballs would taste like plastic I would think.
[ ] You know Italian songs. Nope.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color. Only dark hair.
[ ] You speak some Italian. Only Latin.
[x] You are under 5'10'' Darn imperial system. 5'10" = 178 cm. I am 164 cm... *sobs while checking the box*
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is. Nope.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! Sure is on the top 10 list.
[x] You talk with your hands. Sometimes my hands can say more than my voice.
° S P A N I S H °
[ ] You say member instead of Remember. Nah.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some Spanish-ish language. Nope.
[x] You like tacos. Oh yes.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. Is this something typically Spanish then?
[ ] You are dark skinned. IM YOGHURT.
[ ] You know what a Puta is. Never heard of it.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. SometimesyeswhenI'mexcitedorwhenIjustfeellikeit.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. That would look ugly on me.
[ ] You know what plátanos are. Nope.
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[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon. Dis man, ez eeeveeeel.
[x] You get short tempered. U WOT M8
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. Yes!
[x] You get cold easily. I even wear a jacket on hot summer days.
[ ] Rain is fun for you. Not really.
[x] You get into contests all the time. I MAKE everything a contests.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather. No. Nonononono.
° I R I S H °
[ ] You think beer is the best. It's disgusting.
[ ] You have a bad temper. Short, but not bad.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. Not even close.
[x] You have blue or green eyes. They're terrifyingly blue.
[x] You like the color green. Yes
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party. Never in my life. I barely know why that's even a holiday.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland. Nope.
[x] You have hair. Pretty sure that doesn't make you Irish.
[ ] You have/had freckles. Nope.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. Thankfully not.
° A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N °
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually. Lolnope, as apparently as a white guy you aren't allowed to say that, only black people can say that. Why.
[ ] You have nappy hair. Nope, only the just-got-out-of-bed-hair.
[ ] You like rap. It's one of the few music styles that I actually dislike.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. Only water pistols.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. I barely know him.
[x] You like chicken. Oh yes.
[ ] You like watermelon. Oh no.
[ ] You can dance. No idea actually.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel. Nope.
° A S I A N °
[x] You have slanty/small eyes. I think I do. On the small part. They're surrounded by a black void.
[x] You like rice a lot. It's pretty good.
[x] You are good at math. Well I did pass the Latin-Math course with 7 hours of math a week. Somehow.
[ ] You have played the piano. Tried.
[ ] You have family from Asia. Not even close.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. Yes.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese. Now THAT would be strange.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons. For me a typhoon is another name for a train horn.
[ ] You go to Baulko. To the what.
° G E R M A N °
[ ] You like bread. Honestly doesn't know what this has to do with Germany.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good. They make chocolate too?
[ ] You Speak some German. Even though it's our third language, I can only say that I'm a butterfly.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. Ate it today
[x] You went to Pre-school. Yes. I only played with the toy trains.
[x] You're over 5'2. The imperial system doesn't make sense. 5'2" = 157 cm. Thankfully I'm taller than that.
° C A N A D I A N °
[x] You like/play/played hockey. Surprisingly, yes. I actually like hockey and I liked to play the (grass)field version at school.
[ ] You love beer. Get that out of my face.
[x] You say eh. Yeah...
[ ] You know what poutine is. *looks up what it is* How dare you do that with fries.
[x] You speak some french. Je suis un chat.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's. I don't even know what it is.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house. I live next to a farm.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi. Nope.
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[ ] You hate foreigners. Not really, but there are some who don't help getting rid of their stereotype at all.
[ ] You hate non-Christians. I'm one myself lol.
[x] You're lazy. Sometimes. Like now.
[ ] You have had an abortion. I'm a guy.
[ ] But love the penalty. Of an abortion?
[x] You don't read. I read manuals. Close enough.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart. Never been to one.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased. Some questions don't make sense but it's okay.
° B E L G I A N ° Ayyy
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard. My father does so. I don't know shit about gardening.
[x] you like French fries. THEY'RE NOT FRENCH DAMNIT.
[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules. The only thing next to fries that's good from Belgium.
[x] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian. Well, there's something.
[x] you speak both Dutch and French. Dutch is my main language. I know enough French to go to Disneyland Paris.
[x] you like Belgian waffles. It mostly depends what kind of waffles, as you got different kind of Belgian waffles.
[x] you call a pub or bar a café. Don't ask me why.
[x] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. The only thing I know about football.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car. I don't even want a car.
[x] you have a lot of comments on your government. I think all the strikes in Belgium speak for themselves. We are really behind the times. I think having a chance of a possible power shortage this winter says enough.
° D U T C H °
[x] you like the color orange. I like all bright colours
[ ] you are a football enthusiast. Lolnope
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'. No.
[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. Yes. they do NOT sell coffee as a primary function. Don't be fooled when you visit Amsterdam.
[x] you tend to overreact and show your emotions. I always overreact.
[x] you have a cheerful nature. If it wasn't for this shortage of sleep.
[x] you like the sea. Just don't put me on a busy beach.
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects. I'm like MacGyver. Also Dutch architecture is wonderful.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania. No, not really.
Total: 6/9 Hehehehe,69
° N O R W E G I A N °
[ ] You like the rain. Nah, not really.
[ ] You love trolls. Nope.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is. Sounds sexual.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing. Why would you want to hunt one.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule. No idea what you can make with that.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet. Ew fish.
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair. Blue eyes with dark brown hair
[ ] You know how to fish and have fished before. Turns out a wire on a stick doesn't work.
° F R E N C H °
[ ] You like French toast. Gosh no.
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French. Honhonhon, tu aimes brie sur ta baguette?
[x] You have eaten a snail. Escargots are delicious.
[ ] You like fashion. Oh my gawd that pants just does NOT fit with your eyes.
[x] You know how to cook. 5 star ranked chef right here. Eat it Gordon Ramsay.
[x] You have been to France. Multiple times.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. None of those.
[ ] You enjoy going to cafes to watch people. Oh no.
Belgian and Dutch it is then. What a surprise.