Warning: this journal is a bit NSFW. But then again my entire life is, so you could have seen this coming
It was about time that I did a journal meme about a more sexual topic. Thanks SpitfiresOnIce
for sending me some! 1. What color are your underwear/panties?
Mostly black. Can be grey too though.2. Do they have a design?
Never, they're just a plain colour.3. Girls, what color is your bra?
I'm not a girl and I don't own a bra, so I'll skip this question 4. Is there a design?
See 3.5. What color are your socks?
Black, as always. I am a very boring person if it's about underwear 6. Is there a design on them?
Some just have days printed on them, but it's not like I follow them or anything. I wear a Thursday and a Friday sock now for example.
Other socks have a simple white line or a blue square on it. Nothing really special.7. Are you a virgin?
Nope 8. Happy that way?Very
happy. Sex is great 9. What is your favorite sex position?
That's probably the Cowgirl Position.
(That's the girl sitting on top)11. Do you look at hentai?
Only images actually, never full length movies. I honestly can't stand those high-pitched Japanese girl voices 12. Real porn?
Same story. I don't find all that extreme moaning that arousing.13. Do you read smutty/porn stories?
No, but I can make one if you want to 14. Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
No, only images once again.
But to be honest, seeing lesbians having sex is very arousing. I am not aroused by seeing two men having sex though.15. Who was your first kiss with?
. I remember answering a question similar to this in one of my older journals, but I'll just repeat the story again:
When we first met each other I really wanted to kiss her, so I said that i hurt my mouth, so she kissed me on my lips. I am a smooth guy, I know.16. Are they of the opposite sex?
Well, are you sweetie? 17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope. I don't see myself having sex with another man any time soon.18. Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
. A foursome with Merleee
. I'm in.
But to be honest? I see myself only having sex with my girlfriend though. I don't see why I should have sex with one of my friends.19. Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Nope, I'm not too fond of piercings.20. If so, where?
//21. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope, same story as in question 19. Not too fond of tattoos either.22. If so, where?
//23. Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?I've been pregnant 5 times.
Nope, and I want to keep it that way too. See my previous journal why i don't want kids.24. Ever done any illegal drugs?
Nah, way too expensive for what it actually is.25. If so, which ones?Antibiotics. The horror.26. Have you ever cheated on someone?
No, that's a dick move 27. Ever been cheated on?
No, and I hope Merleee
will not do that to me. But I trust her that she wont do that, she's too awesome for that kind of crap 28. Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Nope. or at least not that I know about.29. Do you own any sex toys?
...I kinda wish a had some. Not for myself alone, but you know, to enhance sex and stuff. It's all about experimenting.
But man, sex toys are REALLY expensive. And just to think about it that I can actually make my own thanks to the wonderful think called 3D-printing...30. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Oh god no.
I had a sexual NIGHTMARE involving a relative once.31. Have you ever masturbated?
Way too much.32. Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
...When I was 7 or so. Does that count?33. Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Nope. Not yet, there are a bit too much risks right now. And even then it's mostly just for drawing references.34. Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
Do condoms count? If so: yes. I don't really think birth control for girls have any effect on guys to begin with 35. Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yes. I never upload it though for obvious reasons.36. Do you swear in front of your parents?
I honestly have no idea. I swear so much that it's just a part of my vocabulary now.37. Do they care?
It's mostly just things like "Ah fuck"or "shit". I think as long as don't call them a bitch or something like that it's fine.38. Are you uncomfortable yet?
I am never uncomfortable if it's about sex 39. Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yes, I asked Bienie if she had some sex-related memes, so yeah.40. Are you turned on/sexually aroused right now?IALWAYSAM.HELP.
Well, that was kinda interesting. Not sure if I said too much, oops...
I just like talking about sex and stuff, whether it's for fun or serious. And with that I also want to say that if you want to talk to someone about something about sex or have a question about something sexual related, you can note me. I see what I can do for you
always wear a jacket when exploring the caves.